| Dr. B.: The lion and the lamb shall lie down together, but the lamb won’t get much sleep. |
| Dr. B.: I'm glad that we as humans settled on the hand shake as a greeting instead of the whole ass sniffing thing. |
| Dr. B.: Only country music would consider "I'm a little drunk and I need you now" (Lady Antebellum) to be romantic lyrics. |
| Dr. B.: In the next 'True Blood' episode, Sookie tries to figure out how vampires get boners without heartbeats. |
| Dr. B.: Don't forget: No wearing pants after Labor Day. |
| Dr. B.: Osteoporosis is bad to the bone. |
| Dr. B.: If you threw a cat out the car window would that be considered kitty litter? |
| Dr. B.: There's no time like the present to not give a fuck. |
| Dr. B.: If the Enterprise was boldly going where no one had gone before how come they kept running into people? |
| Dr. B.: No matter how hot someone thinks they are, remember there's a hole in them that leads straight to poop. |
| Dr. B.:: You know, Microsoft, if you had called it Bang instead of Bing, you'd have destroyed Google. Example: I just Banged Catherine Zeta Jones. |
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| Dr. B.: I would never eat a defenseless animal. You know, without fries or a baked potato or something. |
| Dr. B.: The way to a man's heart is right through the sternum, but you're going to need a rib spreader and some suction. |
| Dr. B.: I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food. |
